1. obsessivelyknittingeverything:

    tarassein:

    l0stkeys:

    Live Moss Carpet is a soft grass carpet that thrives from the few drops of water you leave behind when stepping out of the shower or bath.

    i NEED this like you dont understand

    WHO THE FUCK THINKS THAT IT’S ONLY A FEW FUCKING DROPS?!?!

    O_O

    (Source: matadornetwork.com)

     
  2. riddlemetom:

    Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x

    (via yumikire)

     
  3. allahhoyo:

    halalloli dibs on dibs on dibs. this nigga is MINE

    allahhoyo oh HELL naw. he and i have matching outfits now(with this) so. just accept it. 

    (Source: forassgard)

     

  4. that feeling of being so stressed when you think of all the stuff you have to do it’s just INSTANT HEADACHE

    This is me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5H91A3Hp8E&feature=youtu.be

     

  5. shubbabang:

    those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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    this is my reaction to my best friend when she does this

    (via yumikire)

     

  6. rncpriceley:

    literally nobody in the bible was white but somehow the most racist people use religion to defend their bigotry. humanity is incredible. 

    (via yumikire)

     
  7. doctordonna10:

    qthewetsprocket:

    dixie-chicken:

    but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

    …without laughing.

    LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

    (Source: littlechinesedoll, via yumikire)

     
  8. redbikeprince:

    i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

    (via misandryevans)

     
  9. mentatassassin:

    walkingthenarrowway:

    the white guys didn’t get it hahahaa

    lolol

    (Source: bloodyoathmate)

     
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