1. dilapidatedragamuffin:

    Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

    First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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    THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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    Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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    who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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    THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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    WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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    ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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    ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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    Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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    Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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    AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

    AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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    HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

    (via i-am-an-assbutt-of-the-lord)

     
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  5. johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

    bill-holmes:

    tardis221b:

    teacupsandnetflix:

    It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

    "Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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    sorry but

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    u can’t beat the monuments men

    umm excuse u

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    don’t mess with the Polar Express

    why is M. Night NOT mentioned in this

    (via obsessivelyknittingeverything)

     
  6. You’ll have to manage without pocket handkerchiefs, and a good many other things, Bilbo Baggins, before we reach our journey’s end. 

    (Source: hobbits.co.vu, via leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas)

     
  7. humansofnewyork:

    "What’s the most important thing your mother has taught you?"
    “If you buy food, you should always eat it with someone else.”

    (Kampala, Uganda)

     
  8. pastel-gizibe:

    toinfinityonhigh:

    pastel-gizibe:

    I am the Reptile Queen.

    You’re fucking amazing. I’m so jealous.

    Thank you so much! I still have a lot of practicing to do :)

    (via lovelydyedlocks)

     
  9. You’ll have to manage without pocket handkerchiefs, and a good many other things, Bilbo Baggins, before we reach our journey’s end. 

    (Source: hobbits.co.vu, via leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas)

     
  10. awwww-cute:

    She looked perfectly into the camera

    (via travellingviking)